When I'm down, really down, nothing matters, nothing does...

I was in such a bad mood today I went and spent $130 on crap. That's how much it'd cost to replace my phone. I'm just in a stompy mood. And then, talking to my best friend online, I laughed because of this:

C says: and I need something to wear for formal thursday but i'm too fat
[J] says: Aw
[J] says: Formal Thursday?
C says: yeha
[J] says:And you're not fat.
C says: i AM., yOU haven't seen me
[J] says: I saw you, like, 2 weeks ago. And you can't get that huge in 2 weeks
[J] says: Unless you had some reverse lipo
[J] says: Or unless you went on the Butter Diet.
[J] says: And I don't think you could bring yourself to do either
[J] says: Reverse lipo would be funny though...
C says: that'd be gross
C says: but I'm like a fucking beached whale
[J] says: a) you're not fucking
b) you're not on the beach
c) whales are quite different to people
[J] says: So stop it
C says: ok fine
[J] says: And smile.
C says: ok

There is a reason she's my best friend. well, one of them.