Today is brought to you by the letters B and F

Happy International No Diet Day! I hope you enjoy gorging yourself on sweeties and enoying your body for how it is.

I was baking for 4 solid hours last night. All in preparation. We made:

Cupcakes
Gluten free cupcakes
Vegan cupcakes
Custard and berry filo rolls
Mini cheesecakes
Caramel slice

and at 3am, I freaked out and decided that I would buy jelly first thing this morning, just so we'd have enough food for the 56 people who RSVP'd yes on the facebook page but won't actually show up. Also, pretty much everything contains berries. Because you gotta lots the 2 for 1 specials on tinned fruit.

This fashion show will probably bomb. It's meant to be people wearing what they feel good in, but knowing the group they'll stand at the back while I look like a knob trying to make them participate.

I should have chosen an easier portfolio. Like activities. Fuck.

There's a journalist coming from a local paper, who interviewed me last night on the phone. I hope I don't sound like a douchebag - I said I wanted people to join Women's Group becasue it's fun, and non-threatening, unlike other feminist groups. I wish I were articulate.

So, Fuck.

That is all.