OHHAI CARAGH KEEPIN' IT REALZ

"I stayed up all night last night studying for a huge test and only slept from 6 until 7 AM.
When I walked in the guy I once described as “un.bel.ieve.ab.ly attractive” said good morning and asked how I was. I replied in a friendly way, but silently cursed the fact that I had been running late, and in my haste forgot to grab my make-up, didn’t do anything more than clip my (soaking wet) bangs over to the side, and… well, yes, I will admit it — forgot to put on deodorant. I was in no condition to be seen by anyone, much less some dude who is still attractive despite the fact he’s neither Jewish nor rich.
During the first break he turned around and started to quiz me on the upcoming test. My armpits immediately began to sweat. Because his attractiveness was too overwhelming. And also I wasn’t wearing deodorant.
Suddenly, I realized he had asked me a question. I had been too busy thinking how ridiculous it was that my under arms were actually perspiring with nerves. I didn’t know that really happened.
“Um, repeat that?”
And as he repeated the question, I stared at his face. His face that was 12 inches from mine. That totally babe-like face.
Silence.
I had missed the question again. I pretended to think hard. “One more time?”
Why is he so attractive? Why is his face so attr — GODDAMMIT. I stared at him, horrified by myself. “GOLGI APPARATUS.” It was, miraculously, correct.
More talking and he reveals that he once took a child growth and development class (HE’S SENSITIVE) and he’s a nursing student (SENSITIVE CARETAKER) and watched Jon & Kate Plus 8 before Jon was a douchebag (SENSITIVE CARETAKER WHO KNOWS WHO AADEN GOSSELIN IS) and the more stories he’s telling the more I’m totally mystified that this type of guy actually exists in this godforsaken world and —
GAY. GAY. GAY. COCK IN MOUTH. He’s probably gay. That’s the only explanation I can think of. I don’t think he’s ACTUALLY gay, but he might as well be to me.
“Good as gay”: the new term for someone way out of your league."


---ILOVETHISBLOGSOMUCHITMAYASWELLBEMEFUCK

As I read this entry from http://www.whydoihaveablog.tumblr.com/ (formerly http://www.caragh.tumblr.com/) I almost cried at how unfair it is that me and this girl aren't the same person. Coz I hard wanna be her friend. Is it sad that I've twittered her twice and have received no reply? Probably. But she once twittered Snoop and he tweeted her back. C'mon Caragh, I'm cooler than Snoop. More real.


And fuck, I sound like a crazy obsessed fan.