So it's been like... 10 minutes and the novelty of my very own blog still hasn't worn off. So a wee bit of background...
I study Classics and History and one of the major universities in Wellington.
I waitress at one of the busiest restaurants in Wellington and although my boss is a dick, I like it.
I still live at home with my Dad and stepmum, though if you saw my sweet ass set up, you'd understand
I like cooking, but baking is my first true love
I probably drink too much, but I think it will just add to the quality of the material posted
I am the queen of awkward situations and handle them well (if running away at the first chance is handling something well)
I manage to ruin most new relationships by getting drunk and talking
I am single coz the thought of a relationship is still kinda scary
I say things like OH NOES and LOLZ and gratuitously use language like a 14 y/o on myspace in an ironic way coz it's funny
I kiss girls, not in the Katy Perry kinda way but in the I kiss girls coz I like kissing girls kinda way
Most of my friends are queer identifying. If you don't know what that is, feel free to ask.
There's heaps more, but I can't think of anything right now. No doubt over the course of this you charming readers (of which there are none right now) will learn more.
Insight to what I'm like:
I go to a cafe after work quite often. Working nights means that I have to find something to wind down and caffeine seems to help that. And there's this Dutch boy who works there who gave me his number *swoon* so one thing led to another and I ended up partying with him. Just as I was about to make the smooth moves into kissing him, he said he wanted to be friends. Last thing I remember:
"I dont' care that you're 10 years older than me! [oops, hadn't told him that] I just want you to stick it in! But it's more than that [Dutchy] coz I like you and I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE 10 YEARS OLDER THAN ME AND JUST WANT YOU TO STICK IT IN... incoherent babbling...you're a fucking dick!"
After that, things have been interesting. Beeteedubs, I haven't had sex since hmmm last easter. The point of that story was to show you what happens when I get drunk and open my mouth.
C
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