Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Today...

...I went commando for the first time. Under a dress. It was interesting.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Friday Night

After work, we sat and talked shit [one of my favourite pastimes] and went to the cafe. I saw Dutchy and actually apologised* then sat out back and got to know a semi-new bar girl at work, coz I decided I should take it upon myself to welcome her to the family. My social life has reached an all time low. And now it's 2:07am and I should be asleep saving energy for Wellington's biggest carnival tomorrow and an amazing night in town. But instead I'm writing to all my non-existent readers. But my point is that I apologised. Ew. I didn't like it.

C

*I rarely apologise. The fact that I went to the cafe after yelling at him was, in my eyes, an apology. Or at least an admission of me fucking it up and trying to make it better. But I said sorry and that I still wanted to be friends coz he's pretty fly and I wonder if we could fool round if we were both drunk enough. I'm holding out for that. But the point of this is that I'm not big on apologies. I'm a fan of pretending nothing happened.

Friday, February 20, 2009

post #2

So it's been like... 10 minutes and the novelty of my very own blog still hasn't worn off. So a wee bit of background...

I study Classics and History and one of the major universities in Wellington.
I waitress at one of the busiest restaurants in Wellington and although my boss is a dick, I like it.
I still live at home with my Dad and stepmum, though if you saw my sweet ass set up, you'd understand
I like cooking, but baking is my first true love
I probably drink too much, but I think it will just add to the quality of the material posted
I am the queen of awkward situations and handle them well (if running away at the first chance is handling something well)
I manage to ruin most new relationships by getting drunk and talking
I am single coz the thought of a relationship is still kinda scary
I say things like OH NOES and LOLZ and gratuitously use language like a 14 y/o on myspace in an ironic way coz it's funny
I kiss girls, not in the Katy Perry kinda way but in the I kiss girls coz I like kissing girls kinda way
Most of my friends are queer identifying. If you don't know what that is, feel free to ask.

There's heaps more, but I can't think of anything right now. No doubt over the course of this you charming readers (of which there are none right now) will learn more.

Insight to what I'm like:
I go to a cafe after work quite often. Working nights means that I have to find something to wind down and caffeine seems to help that. And there's this Dutch boy who works there who gave me his number *swoon* so one thing led to another and I ended up partying with him. Just as I was about to make the smooth moves into kissing him, he said he wanted to be friends. Last thing I remember:
"I dont' care that you're 10 years older than me! [oops, hadn't told him that] I just want you to stick it in! But it's more than that [Dutchy] coz I like you and I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE 10 YEARS OLDER THAN ME AND JUST WANT YOU TO STICK IT IN... incoherent babbling...you're a fucking dick!"

After that, things have been interesting. Beeteedubs, I haven't had sex since hmmm last easter. The point of that story was to show you what happens when I get drunk and open my mouth.

C

My blog-ginity

Sooooo...

after trawling the internet endlessly, I have decided to set up an blog. Yays. If you're reading this, I love you. You are my one true fan. This blog will be about life as a student/waitress in Wellington, New Zealand (hence the name of the blog) and the crazy shit I do. Which is mainly drinking and working, with a dash of study.

Happy reading, suckaz!!

C